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Our weekly look at the leaders, trailers, and outliers in the Washington Nationals minor leagues.
SYRACUSE 22-29, 5th place I.L. North, 10 games behind
| Good | Tom Milone 2-1, 2.55ERA, 0.74WHIP, 42K last 5 GS |
| Bad | Gregor Blanco .560 OPS |
| Interesting | Matt Antonelli .359/.432/.538 in 11G since callup |
HARRISBURG 30-21, 1st place E.L. West Division, 3 games ahead
| Good | Tyler Moore .312, 11-2B, 3B, 6HR since May 1 |
| Bad | Matt Chico 23H, 7BB, in 12IP since demotion |
| Interesting | Team FA .981, 3rd best in E.L. |
POTOMAC 19-34, 4th place C.L. North Division, 12 games behind
| Good | Jeff Kobernus .351/.400/.432 in last 10G |
| Bad | Paul Demny 6HR allowed in last 6GS |
| Interesting | 41% CS by C’s, 2nd best in Carolina League |
HAGERSTOWN 33-21, 1st place Sally League Northern Division, 2½ games ahead
| Good | Blake Kelso .348/.417/.446 |
| Bad | Matt Grace 1.60 WHIP |
| Interesting | 82SBs, 1st in Sally League |